Wise Words

Video games have always been the go-to source for poignant statements on humanity, life, and culture, such as this gem, "You Are Winner!".

Would you kindly? -Frank Fontaine in Bioshock

Thank you Mario... But our princess is in another castle! -Toad in Super Mario Bros.

Prepare for unforeseen consequences. -G-man in Half-Life 2: Episode 2

War. War never changes. -Narrator in Fallout

Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY!' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great. -GLaDOS in Portal

That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen! -Guybrush Threepwood in The Secret of Monkey Island

Hmm, that's one 'Doomed' Space Marine. -Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem 3D

We require more vespene gas! -Announcement in Stracraft

Snake? Snake! Snnnnaaaaaaakkkke! -Otacon in Metal Gear Solid

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. -Old Man in The Legend of Zelda

Stop poking me! -Orc in Warcraft

That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich! -Barry in Resident Evil

A Winner is You! -Announcer in Pro Wrestling

I am Error. -Error in Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

All your base are belong to us. -CATS in Zero Wing

BARF! -Enemies in River City Ransom

Do a barrel roll! -Peppy from Starfox 64

You have died of dysentery. -Announcement in The Oregon Trail

You exist because we allow it, and you will die because we demand it. -Sovereign & Virgil in Mass Effect

Let's get on with it then, I've got a quest to do in 15 minutes. -Dwarf in World of Warcraft

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