1) lance you got a fake pussy for your bday because you cant get any
2) you rub peanut butter on your lips so atleast stewie will kiss you
3) your cant even see your penis uder your chins or fatrolls
4) They bought you a ellen Morris blow up doll to have sex with and everyone positive that Colin used it before they gave it to you
5) your only come back is that 4 1/2 inch joke when you flash your testies to ONLY guys
6) you only have "friends" over because its a "safe spot" for drinking and smoking weed when all they do is talk about how much of a douchebag you really are

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